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Since I don't think part deux concerning the men's free skate, Evan Lysacek's win, and the different style of commentating other members of TB provided at the event, I'm just going to move on and talk about the ladies' short program. Well, not so much talk because it's not something you can describe exactly. The short program that obviously stood out that day was the short program of one Yu-Na Kim of South Korea. I Kim Yu-Na it was amazing to watch in person. She set a new world record score with this short program and went on to win the world title and become the first woman ever to break the 200-point barrier. Her scores would've placed her among the top ten men in the world - and that's without any quads or triple Axels. Her skating is simply that phenomenal. But like I said, not doing much talking because you should just watch her and this absolutely gorgeous short program. She makes every element look so incredibly easy; there's a tension and a looseness in her body and choreography that perfectly fits Saint-Saen's "Danse Macabre"; and the performance is just amazing as she combines athleticism and artistry in a way few skaters ever have or ever will.

Umm, since I seem not to be technologically proficient enough to figure out how to get an embedded video to work, here's the link to Yu-Na's short program from worlds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqZe2oeiGj8.


First off, for twinks that might still be left in the dark: I, Mr. Giggles, used to be a figure skater; still have my skates; still skate occasionally; and am still 100% thoroughly obsessed with the sport. I know the rulebook inside and out. Used to coach and choreograph. I am better than any commentator you will ever see on television. Still jump like crazy anywhere, anytime.

That being said, you can imagine my profound and utter joy when The Alcoholist offered me the chance to see these paragons of sport and grace in person... at World Championships... the year before the Olympics in Vancouver. I just nearly about died (since I had to remain alive long enough to actually go to the competition and ooh and ahh over every little thing).

So last Wednesday night, The Alcoholist and Mr. Giggles went to the Staples Center to experience all the excitement, heartbreak, breath-taking athleticism, and jaw-dropping amazingness (and no, not for the normal reason we drop our jaws) of the pairs' free skate. I was on the edge of my seat on our drive up, making sure to yell at any car that got in my way that I was going to Worlds (because really, what more important place could they be going? Home? Please, your wife and kids probably hate you - what's the rush? I've got somewhere important to be!). Once we arrived, I remained on the edge of my seat in the suite, watching each and every pair intently, eating up every minute of the glorious experience. Hopefully my random factoids and commentary didn't tick anyone off, least of all The Alcoholist, because figure skating puts me in the zone and there's so much more going on than just what you see on the ice. Don't get me wrong, how you skate during the competition is of utmost importance, but the sport has never been clear exactly on how we determine who's the best (and who thought the code of points would make things clear? Ah, right, the president of the International Skating Union who's NOT a figure skater, but rather a speed skater). In the end, though I really must say that the results for this segment of the competition were fair and correct. The German pair - Savchenko and Szolkowy - are absolutely fantastic and their Schindler's List program (ironic, as The Alcoholist pointed out) was gorgeous - her in a rose red dress and he, all in grey (in pants which The Alcoholist particularly fancied). The suite as a whole had a pretty rocking time watching the event, too, and it was lots of fun dancing to Lady Gaga in between skaters in our vain attempt to attract the cameras to us. The last pair also didn't disappoint as they, one of the Russians - Kawaguchi and Smirnov - attempted a throw quadruple Salchow. Though they've successfully (but not prettily) landed the feat in competitions before, that night the skill did not go as hope with Yuko pretty much smashing her face on the ice. She did bounce right back up though and finish the program nicely - that's the great thing about adrenaline: she probably didn't feel a thing until the day after (Kid, I'm sure could tell us more about adrenaline and its wonders). All in all, it was a fine night of skating and I am ever so grateful to The Alcoholist for allowing me the wonderful opportunity to see this event in person.

Now, since I did not attend the Men's Free Skate wherein Evan Lysacek from the U.S. was crowned the new world champion (first American man in 13 years! Todd Eldredge was the last to win it in 1996), I'll leave that entry up to The Alcoholist, Play, SinnerBoi, or Kid. As for me, I'll move on to part trois in my next entry and tell you all about the marathon session that was the Ladies' Short Program.

Until then!
As given the title of "The Alcoholist" it is not an easy roll to fill!  I am constantly expected to know multitudes of alcholic facts and trivia.  Today, while doing some research, I came across some interesting bit of news that interested me (and much to Play's and my delight, will disgruntle Kid).  

"During the eighteenth century, laws had to be brought in to curb the seemingly insatiable appetite for gin  ... Their annual intake was as much as five million gallons."

This peaked my interest as to what was the annual intake these days.  I then came across a study done by Time magazine in which it broke down consumption by state.  I was fascinated to discover that California was not among the top of the heaviest drinkers.  Neither was New York! Throughout the course of the year, Californians consumed on average 23 gallons of alcohol per person.  Only 1 of which was made of Spirits.  (What's a gallon of spirits?  Think of that large bottle of Grey Goose you've seen at Costco).  Now, knowing the readers of this blog, you might be thinking "I definitely had more than that last year."  You have to remember that one third of Americans do not drink, and since this is the average, you can see how the numbers can be ummm... "watered down."

Looking at some very old statistics, drinking has dropped over 150% since the mid 1800s.  So drink up people!  We have some catching up to do in order to catch up with our ancestors. (And yes, Kid, drink more gin.  Look!  They did it!)
Everyone knows the Twink Brigade loves their tweets. So to make what we love even closer to where we post, everything that gets tweeted by @twinkbrigade will automatically be posted on TwinkBrigade.com!

Yes, I know there's a box on the screen already.. but this is different. This is an actual post! Furthermore, if you reply to @twinkbrigade (by putting @twinkbrigade at the front of any tweet), it will be posted here too! Well, it will be posted if you don't protect your Twitter account. I'll maybe fix that later.

Anyhow, exciting stuff!

 - Play
I'm cool because my Tweets show up automatically on TwinkBrigade.com!
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