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TwinkBrigade Definitions

Twink [twingk]:

-adjective twink·ish

          1. one having twink-like appearance or abilities.

          2. imitating a Hostess Twinkie; being "memorable for his exterior" not his "inner depths."

          3. male in possession of golden crispy exterior (likely from too much time in the sun) with a white creamy interior

-noun

            1. male, gay, of young or young-like appearance, typically one in his late-teens to mid-twenties.

          2. one offering wide ranges of skills in many areas: videos, comics, definitions, etc.

          3. inhabitant of West Hollywood, CA. often found in bars (not always over the age of 21) and large social groups.

 [Origin: unknown; Hostess Twinkie; illusive reference to creamy center and bad for health]

- Related forms

twink·ish, adjective

teenaged, white, into no kink, acronym

Clearly putting the TWINK in TwinkBrigade.com

November October 11th is National Coming Out Day! The twinks entirely support the coming out of all sorts of people. We prefer hot guys, of course, but anyone feeling the need to run to the hills shouting "I'm gay!" will likely make us smile. Let me start:

I'm gay!

There. That was fun. You next. In any case, happy coming out day. Here's a link for people who like Wiki quests.

[Alcoholist] Wow, October went by fast! It's already November!
[Play] Bite me.

Tranny!!

TRANNY ˈtra-nē

-adjective 
1.falling short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved: Person spills drink.  "Thiiiiis Tranny...."
2.becoming deficient or lacking of the knowledge of your actions; be insufficient or absent in the mind or train of thought; fall short of what would have been something normal people could accomplish: Look at that tranny, can't even sit upright in a chair.
3.dwindling, passing, or pushing away from the consumption of alcohol: "Hey John, I made you another drink!" "Uuuuuggghhhh...." "Tranny."
4.losing strength or vigor; become weak either physically, mentally or in a relationship: This tranny can't get over his diamond in the rough.
5.becoming unable to meet or pay bar tabs. I got it for you tranny. 
6.to stop functioning or operating: "Thaaaaaaat Tranny" (Head shake...)
-Noun 
7. an unsuccessful person in the performance or completion of: After Gilbert finished watching the movie 'Aladdin' with a bottle of wine, he sent his tranny home.
8.(of some expected or usual resource) to prove of no use or help to: Harry forgot to buy the decorations for the party, effing tranny.
9.a person who is unsuccessful: TRANNY!!!!

-Alcoholist